Newsflash

Charles Kennedy has broken into the Celebrity Big Brother house to hide from his front bench, and has climbed onto the roof with a large bottle of Glenfiddich. Sir Menzies "Rhymes with Fish Fingers" Campbell is outside with Davina, pleading with Charlie to come back down for the sake of the party.

Speaking of Big Brother:

George Galloway's agent sought to quell ongoing rumours this morning concerning the controversial MP's possible addiction to publicity stunts.



"George Galloway indulges moderately and infrequently in publicity exercises, as is typical of any radical MP," the agent told reporters. The denial comes after Mr Galloway's entry alongside numerous celebrity [sic] misfits in the 'Celebrity Big Brother' house spurred on the long-standing rumours of a problem.

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